“So all I have to do in order to make one is to work out exactly how improbable it is, feed that figure into the finite improbability generator, give it a fresh cup of really hot tea…and turn it on!”
Wait what.
“The tribal headsmen were responsible for replacing the mitayos who were dying with men from 18 to 50 years old.”
my oral is so good I kill people
the nearest book is a thesaurus. the ninth word in page 60 is
‘beginner’
huh
“This whaling and sealing town was dubbed the Hell-hole of the Pacific in the lawless days of the early 1800s.”
well
“The salt-and-plow truck comes by, and you’re looking at damage to the finish and paint.”
I’m not sure if I like what this implies.
“Surge, foam, and labour into life, first born & first consum’d!”
“And blows them out and quencheth them with blood”
jesus christ
“Rather is this a time of jolliness and glad indulgence.”
(Source: itsxplacebo, via poison--paradigm)
My name is Hans. People tweak me out. 