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- Hans: Andy, what would you do if you woke up next to Teddy and he was just viciously jerking it while watching Lord of the Rings?
- Andy: Are you kidding? I'd join in.
- Me: Teddy, what would you do if I set up parental blocks so your internet turned off after 2 hours?
- Teddy: I'd probably be really happy. Do you remember when Gandalf pulled Saruman out of King Théoden, and then King Théoden suddenly wakes up and realizes that he was in a downward spiral, but now he is free to do what he wants? That's how it would be if I didn't have the internet for a day.